I was standing in some trash (greasy apple)
at the base of a statue in the capitol	
fun to glam it up     telephone home about a man 
in a black skirt	     I yelled out 'Con!'	
He began to look     but the policeman dipped his head 
in the car     I went for videos & pizza from the hotel 	
tried to get the local news on my transistor     but no luck